Monday, October 08, 2007
Finally, a Solution to Mid-East Peace
For millenia, the mid-east has been a hotbed of violence. I guess that's what happens when three major religions start within spitting distance of each other. And as we all know, what makes religion so great is it's "I'm right, you're dead" attitude. But after years of struggle and thousands (millions?) of unnecessary deaths, someone finally came up with a solution. That man is none other than... Bryan Adams.
Yes, the Canadian rock "star" who penned such great hits as "Summer of 69" and "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" has decided to play a concert in the mid-east. I think his intention is that if everyone in the mid-east can just agree on one point (how much Bryan Adams sucks), then maybe that will unite them and end all the fighting.
If I were Canada, I'd be a little concerned. The Jews and Muslims might start teaming up and declare war on our friends up north. "No more Bryan Adams!" Yeah, take that you puck-slapping maple suckers.
Yes, the Canadian rock "star" who penned such great hits as "Summer of 69" and "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" has decided to play a concert in the mid-east. I think his intention is that if everyone in the mid-east can just agree on one point (how much Bryan Adams sucks), then maybe that will unite them and end all the fighting.
If I were Canada, I'd be a little concerned. The Jews and Muslims might start teaming up and declare war on our friends up north. "No more Bryan Adams!" Yeah, take that you puck-slapping maple suckers.
