Monday, May 07, 2007
Welcome To the Company
We recently had our quarterly office meeting. It’s basically a review of how we’re doing financially and what we have to look forward to for the rest of the year. One of the things they do is introduce new hires. Since the beginning of the year, we’ve hired 23 new people! Given that we only had about 200 people before that, it’s really quite a lot.
Our office leader asked all the new hires to stand up and introduce themselves. The first person to introduce herself is an attractive woman standing in the front of the room. She was wearing a loose-necked shirt. When she stood up, she must have put whatever she was holding on her seat. So after she introduced herself and made to sit down, she had to pick up this stuff off her seat. And so she leaned over and gave the entire office a rather nice view of her cleavage. All I could think was, “What a great way to make a memorable first impression.”
Our office leader asked all the new hires to stand up and introduce themselves. The first person to introduce herself is an attractive woman standing in the front of the room. She was wearing a loose-necked shirt. When she stood up, she must have put whatever she was holding on her seat. So after she introduced herself and made to sit down, she had to pick up this stuff off her seat. And so she leaned over and gave the entire office a rather nice view of her cleavage. All I could think was, “What a great way to make a memorable first impression.”